Red, White & Screwed:  Murica Short Sleeve Staple T-Shirt

Nothing says freedom quite like an explosive display of everything wrong with the present day. The Murica Short Sleeve Staple T-Shirt takes a classic mushroom cloud and blends it with dystopian imagery straight from our modern nightmare—corporate greed, political chaos, melting ice caps, and a general sense of "oh, we’re really doing this, huh?"

Inspired by the way certain folks loudly scream “MURICA” while watching everything burn, this shirt is the ultimate ironic tribute to where we’re at and where we’re (probably) headed. Dark? Yes. Honest? Absolutely. Stylish? Weirdly enough, also yes.

FEATURES (BECAUSE YOU NEED QUALITY IN THE APOCALYPSE)

✔ 100% Cotton Pre-Shrunk – Won’t shrink, even as democracy does.
✔ 5.3 oz/yd² Fabric – Lightweight, breathable, and perfect for watching history repeat itself.
✔ Neck Ribbing – Holds its shape better than most politicians’ convictions.
✔ Side-Seamed, Shoulder-to-Shoulder Tape – Reinforced, unlike the power grid.
✔ Double Needle Hems – Built to last, even if everything else isn’t.

Spring/Summer 2025 is about wearing the truth on your chest, even if some folks still think it’s “fake news.”

👉 Get yours now—before the next chapter of dystopia drops.

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